I hope none of you are underage *wags finger*
Posted on: June 25, 2007
- In: General
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Apparently I use the word “pain” a lot, also “bitches” and “suck” (at least once). This site is probably not safe for work. (It’s not safe for China anyway, as I’m blocked there.) I had my blog rated a few days ago and received the same rating, but it was “death” and “hell” that triggered the alarm. I now assume that posts on Paradise Lost are not appropriate for children.
13 Responses to "I hope none of you are underage *wags finger*"
June 25, 2007 at 5:34 pm
I congratulation you for your high rating! I’m glad to be in adult company that doesn’t consider words crimes!
What next?
June 25, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Oh, poop. Those rooster-consuming fornicators can go to heck.
See, it’s family-friendly talk like that that nets me a Disney-style PG (it’s all the death and punching that keep me out of the kid’s section).
June 25, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Bad girl! How weird that those are considered so inappropriate when the things on tv are so much worse!
June 25, 2007 at 6:12 pm
This was really funny. To think that sites like this exist!
Wow.
June 25, 2007 at 6:12 pm
I didn’t realize how wholesome I was until I rated a flowers, rainbows and unicorns PG. I guess I’ve got work to do…
June 25, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Stefanie I vote for more breast talk!
Ted isn’t it weird the standards the site has? I don’t even think the MPAA is quite this strict.
Ian ha ha you used the word “heck”! It’s quaint and charming language like that keeps you from tipping over into dangerous PG 13 waters.
Geoffrey yes, well, I’m hoping it was done primarily as a joke. Right? It has to be a joke.
Matt oh, is that why I like your blog so much? Because it reminds me of Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony? 😀
Kelly *ahem* perhaps I should be concerned now. Surely someone also has another Rated R blog? Hello?
Dark Orpheus at least you’re getting closer. The next commenter will, I assume, join my rarefied Rated R company. I can’t be the only daredevil out there.
June 26, 2007 at 7:25 am
I rated an R as well, Imani, so you’re not alone. 🙂 For me, it was using death 15 times (I didn’t realise I was so macabre), dead twice, and, my absolute favourite, ecstasy (once).
Because ectasy isn’t for children. 😉
June 30, 2007 at 8:48 pm
HAHA, great post. Have you read the One? It is a post I made.
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June 25, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Very odd. I checked my blog and got a PG-13 rating because apparently I talk about death a lot and once I said “breast” I have to work on finding more chipper topics. Had no idea I was such a downer. maybe I need to talk about body parts more? 🙂